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Happy Linksday

In Happy Linksday on September 9, 2009 at 1:07 am

  • For this week’s B-Movie Bonanza, we bring you Ed Wood’s masterfully awful Plan 9 from Outer Space
  • When we hear “Facebook movie,” the first names we think of are not David Fincher, Aaron Sorkin, Jesse Eisenberg, and Justin Timberlake. We are wrong.
  • Fortune: “Michael Moore takes on capitalism.” Our bet’s on capitalism, although we’re not sure they’re in the same weight class. Moore could probably qualify as his own consumer culture. ZING!
  • If any of our Kentucky readers are looking for her big break, this is probably not it.
  • Linda Holmes at NPR asks the right questions about the role of 3D technology in the film industry. How long will people continue to pay a premium to watch movies in 3D? What exactly are we paying for? Here’s a hint: it’s not the glasses.
  • The New York Times profiles Spike Jonze and his upcoming “children’s film,” paying special attention to the unique marketing challenge Warner Bros. faces with this movie. We kind of love to say we told you so.
  • In this week’s Trailer Theater, we present, The Men Who Stare at Goats, featuring among others, George Clooney and the Dude:

The No Longer Unwritten Rules of Social Movie-Watching

In Chip Kincaid on September 6, 2009 at 9:36 pm

Friday afternoon, I found myself at a friend’s house, re-watching Coraline. The first time I saw it, I’d gone to the movies with my parents and little brother. Cringing, I’d accepted the 3-D glasses, knowing I was in for a slightly painful experience. I’ve never been a fan of 3-D technology (it never seems to work quite right–maybe it’s my astigmatism), and I knew that having lost a contact lens in the car on the way to the theater couldn’t help. I liked the movie: the animation, sound, and editing added up to a dark, imaginative atmosphere, and the story-telling was clever, conflict-rich, and–a true triumph for anything related to the horror genre–not derivative in the least. Sadly, I spent the whole movie alternating between wearing glasses that made me dizzy and watching a blurry screen with one eye closed.  Being, in my estimation, a movie that relies heavily on the viewer’s sense of atmosphere, I’d been looking forward to watching “Coraline” on DVD, to give it a chance to really shine in the absence of my own myopic crises.

I wasn’t disappointed. The artwork spoke much more subtly and interestingly, though there were a few annoying shots which were obviously designed only to show off the 3-D imaging (needles poking straight at the screen, items plunging directly at the “lens,” etc.). I even bumped the movie up two spots to #5 for the year. Still, I’m not sure I’ve had a real chance to grasp the full feeling the movie inspires, not because of visual barriers, but because of a different, though equally sinister interloper: my friend’s new roommate.

This girl (we’ll call her “Joann,” because that’s her name) is a fine person, I’m sure. In our few opportunities to interact in the weeks since she moved in, I’ve found no reasons to dislike her. She seems kind and generally fun to be around. After Friday, though, one other thing is clear. Joann has no understanding of the rules of movie-watching, nor any intuitive, empathetic ability to sense when she is causing others pain. As soon as the credits rolled and Joann left the room, the collective, relieved exhalation was audible, and that’s when I knew something had to be done, as much for Joann’s sake as for ours.

So, Joann, if you’re reading this, know that I say these things out of love, both love for movies and for humanity in general. Here are a few rules that, if followed, will make your movie-watching persona match with the other lovable characteristics you seem to have mastered. Once and for all, here are the rules of social movie-watching, listed in ascending order of offense prevented. Master them, and I promise I will never again fantasize about smothering you with couch pillows.

1. Talking, if audible, must be more interesting than the obscured cinematic material, and must be interesting to all affected parties.

There are those who would completely outlaw talking during movies. These people should watch movies alone. Still, few things have as high a capacity for annoyance as superfluous movie-talking. How do you know what should be said and what should be stifled? It’s mostly an intuitive filter, but the above rule works 99% of the time. Here are a few additional guidelines:

ALWAYS ACCEPTABLE:

  • Emergency notifications: “Joe–I just remembered that I’m supposed to tell you that your mom’s dead.”
  • Making fun of Sarah Jessica Parker, whether or not she is currently on screen.

NEVER ACCEPTABLE:

  • Pointless, bland commentaries (i.e. “This movie sucks.” or “This movie is weird.”), especially if negative or repeated.
  • One-on-one conversations audible to others. Text each other, if you must.

CONTEXT DEPENDENT:

  • Jokes are acceptable, as long as they are hilarious, brief (preferably one-liners), and movie-related. Anything else had better be really funny. Always acceptable: “That’s what she said.”
  • Sharing your trivial knowledge with others (i.e. “that camera angle is obviously an homage to John Huston”) is allowed, as long as everyone else is at least as big a douche as you are.

2. Questions and other excessive interruptions must be important enough to warrant the use of your DVD player’s “pause” function. If interrupting is absolutely necessary, use that button.

Pausing a movie is annoying, but it is much less annoying than trying to field questions and pay attention to a movie at the same time. This also helps filter out the dumb questions. Most people know better than to pause “Fargo” to ask “Is that the guy from Lost?”

PAUSE-WORTHY QUESTIONS:

  • “What kind of pizza should I order?”
  • “What other movie is she/he in?” (provided that the actor is sufficiently obscure and trying to figure it out is causing you physical pain)
  • “What did he/she say?” (provided that the line seems essential to understanding the movie and it comes at a highly pausable moment, like the end of a non-climactic scene)
  • “Wait, what the hell just happened?” (provided that you preface the question by first acknowledging that you’re a moron)

NOT PAUSE-WORTHY:

  • “How was your day?”
  • Any plot-related questions in the first half-hour. This is my personal pet-peeve. A movie will start in media res, and the second the main characters appear, someone will ask, “Wait, are they married or something?” or “What’s in that bag?” I think we can all rest assured that the director will find it necessary to eventually let us know whether the main characters are married or not. If you don’t know what’s in the bag, odds are no one does, and if it matters, we’ll probably all find out together. Exercise patience and let the filmmaker give you information when she wants you to have it.

3. Absolutely no interruptions during any possibly climactic moment.

If your phone rings during a movie, you have three options. To answer and have a conversation, loudly so as to be heard above the sound of the movie, is not one of them. Option #1 (answering it and hanging up quickly with a “watching a movie–I’ll call you back”) is no longer available during a high-tension moment. The pause button is also off-limits in these situations. The remaining two options are: silence it and don’t answer it; or. silence it, leave the room, answer it, have your conversation, come back, take your seat, and try to catch up without asking any questions.

Some people seem to struggle to identify climaxes in story-structure. These people, if they insist on watching movies, probably don’t get much out of it anyway, and should leave the room anytime their phones ring. They are also probably poor lovers.

4. Do not give voice to your inner detective.

People react differently to suspense or mystery. Many people feel a strong compulsion to solve the mystery before the answer is revealed–Encyclopedia Brown style. That’s cool, and although I prefer to take things as they come, I understand why someone might feel this way. The problem arises when your hypotheses and astute mental workings start escaping through your mouth. Before you decide to vocally guess whodunnit or how the plot’s going to twist, let’s use a little logic to examine the possible consequences.

– When you make this sort of guess you are either (A) wrong or (B) right.

A) If you’re wrong, you look stupid.

B) If you’re right, everyone hates you for ruining the movie.

I don’t care if you’re Hercule Poirot. There’s no way around these two outcomes. So the next time you think the main character’s actually a ghost or his friend is just inside his head, keep it to yourself.

5. If you are not an originally-invited member of the movie party, feel free to join us. Just don’t assume you have any rights.

This includes your right to complain, your snacking rights, and your license to pause.

That’s all I can think of now. Anyone have any rules to add/remove/modify? Sound off in the comments. We also need to come up with some suitable, compassionate, yet sufficiently crippling, punishment for violations. Maybe something involving sofa pillows?

UPDATE: I’m watching State of Play with my family, and it’s helped make it clear that these rules (especially #3) don’t really apply when you’re watching a sucky movie. There is nothing wrong with interrupting this movie’s “climax” to point out that you liked this movie better the first time they made it, in 1993, when Russell Crowe was still black.

“I think this might just be my masterpiece.”

In Chip Kincaid on September 4, 2009 at 3:25 am


Lt. Aldo Raine and his branding iron.

Lt. Aldo Raine and his branding iron.

Anyone who’s seen Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds knows where this post’s title comes from. I don’t think this is giving anything away, but SPOILER ALERT or whatever the hell you’re supposed to say. Those eight words up there are the last bad-ass words in the whole bad-ass movie, spoken by Brad Pitt’s bad-ass character, Lieutenant Aldo Raines, after doing something that could probably only be adequately described as really bad-ass.

But here’s the kicker: when I heard those eight words, I knew instantly they were Tarantino’s message to both his fans and his detractors. I knew it as clearly as if he’d swapped out the reel to a shot of just his face, cackling as the entire film industry burned down around him. “Like it or not,” he seems to say, “if you love movies–I mean if you really love movies–you have no choice but to come begging to me. Because, when it comes to sheer movie magic, I’ve got a motherf–king corner on the motherf–king market.”

I know. I’m probably overstating my case here. It’s not really fair to put those kinds of words in Tarantino’s mouth. Even by his standards, that’s pretty arrogant stuff, especially when it’s derived from one line from one character at the end of one movie.  But you see, that’s exactly it! It’s not just that one line–it’s every blessed second. Basterds absolutely bleeds superiority, and I don’t mean a sense of superiority–I mean the real thing. In terms of ambition, scope, and pure, pound-for-pound cajones, it’s just heads and tails above almost everything else being made today.

It starts in the opening chapter, which could have been, and as Tarantino admits, pretty much was, ripped straight out of the best of Sergio Leone–a metaphysical gunfight between a fast-drawing, corrupt sheriff and an overmatched farmhand. The scene just drips tension. Christoph Waltz, playing the SS “Jew-Hunter” sent to France to eradicate the remnant Jews, is blistering, and Denis Menochet doesn’t miss a beat as the heartbreakingly human object of Waltz’s interrogation. Menochet isn’t on screen for more than fifteen minutes or so, but his brief performance, like Viola Davis’s in Doubt and Michael Shannon’s in Revolutionary Road, will haunt you.

Basterds doesn’t let up. We meet Lt. Aldo Raines and his crew of Nazi-brutalizing, American jews, and we’re simultaneously delighted and disgusted by the way they mow down “Natzis.” Although Tarantino avoids even glancing at the sweeping battlefront vistas we’ve grown to expect from movies about the second World War, he certainly isn’t a wallflower. He plunges straight into the tension of the occupation and the psycho-political heart of the conflict, seemingly not even hesitating to blast through barriers of history–what Pi Patel might have called, “dry, yeastless factuality.” It’s obvious Tarantino’s saying something about the strength of story and film, and he does so in a way that doesn’t let you ignore it, even if it means you hate it.

And it’s certainly conceivable that one could hate it. It’s not a perfect film by any stretch of the imagination.  The “basterds” at times, seem almost an afterthought, as Tarantino delves deeper into other stories. I can easuly imagine someone taking umbrage at Tarantino’s revisionism. Hitler is a figure that commands powerful emotions, and to play around with the truth of who he was and how he died is a dangerous plan. Really, I don’t blame anyone for completely dismissing this movie. The only inappropriate reaction to it is ambivalence. Tarantino doesn’t leave us the option. It’s either treasure, or it’s trash.

In Inglorious Basterds, Lt. Aldo Raines goes about his mission without the slightest twinge of misgiving or remorse. Similarly, Tarantino is a filmmaker on a mission, a mission to take us places we’ve never been but, at least in his view, we desperately need to go. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say that QT views himself as a sort of Aldo Raines–a plodding, but focused outsider, with both the delicacy and the punch of a prizefighter, storming the barricades of our occupied imaginations and carving his initials in all of us. Perhaps the genius of IB is actually that, whether or not Tarantino actually succeeds in any of this is moot. In the end, it doesn’t matter if it works. because deep down, we all desperately wish it would.

Ponyo — You Know, for Kids?

In Chip Kincaid on September 1, 2009 at 2:20 am

So my cousin and I went to see Ponyo earlier this week at the local multiplex. Before the movie started, we were treated to a pair of portentous trailers.

First up: Spike Jonze’s adaptation of Maurice Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are.

Pretty amazing, huh? As far as trailers go, they don’t get much better than this. The visuals are beautiful and the music is great (Arcade Fire’s “Wake Up,”). I give it a solid A-.

Next up: Wes Anderson’s adaptation of Roald Dahl’s Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Another good one with some genuinely funny lines. I love the stop-motion, and the voice talent is an embarrassment of riches. B+

All in all, there’s a lot to be excited about in these two movies:

1. Two of my favorite childhood books are being brought to the big screen.

2. In the wake of this tragedy/abomination/rape of childhood joy, it helps to know that these stories are in the hands of imaginative directors with great track records.

3. Both directors co-wrote their screenplays with upper-echelon co-writers. Anderson teamed up with his former collaborator, Noah Baumbach, who also happens to have written the best screenplay of the 21st century. Jonze wrote the WtWTA script with help from one of my favorite novelists, Dave Eggers, of McSweeney’s fame. Eggers has also written a companion novel to the film, which seems to have departed significantly (and probably necessarily) from the rather simplistic plot of Sendak’s book. An excerpt was published in The New Yorker, and they’ve made it available online. Check it out. I did, and I was pleased.

4. The sheer amount of acting and voice talent is dizzying: Meryl Streep, George Clooney, Bill Murray, James Gandolfini, Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman, Willem Dafoe, Anjelica Huston, Michael Gambon, Paul Dano, Catherine O’Hara, Mark Ruffalo, Catherine Keener, Brian Cox, chef Mario Batali, and and former Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker. Whew.

5. Cocker’s also written a few songs for the FMF soundtrack. He released a solo album this year, “Further Complications,” that I have to recommend. The song, “Leftovers” is about an old man wooing a younger woman at a museum of paleontology, and it’s my favorite song of the year so far.

The score for WtWTA is being produced by none other than the incomparable Karen O. of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, with help from members of The Raconteurs, Queens of the Stone Age, and Deerhunter.

Add it all up and you have two upcoming releases that boast maximum appeal to me, and every other semi-hipster, 20-something moviegoer on the planet. The indie kids wouldn’t line up any faster if Conor Oberst was fellating himself while riding a retro-bike.

I’m sure I’ll see both movies on opening night, and I’m sure I’ll love them both.

Still, I have misgivings.

On one level, I’m totally excited to see credible directors deeming children worthy of their attention, and there are few stories as deserving of a renaissance as these two. But, on another level, I have to ask myself whom these movies are actually targeting, and what that means about these movies and the industry as a whole.

I seem to be in the minority on this. The vast majority of reactions I’ve seen to these movies has been overwhelmingly positive, expressing pleasure in the maturation of the children’s film industry. As Kyle Buchanan asks on Movieline,

Are we seeing a resurgence of children’s films that don’t feel the need to talk down to their audience (and don’t feel the best way to lure parents is with increasingly dated pop cultural references)?

Maybe so. It is nice to see that we’ve moved on from the days when “Shrek” seemed like the pinnacle of the juvenile cinema. Still, I have to ask a question in response: Before we worry about how these movies address their audience, do we (or they for that matter) even know which audience that is?

Now, I’m not saying there’s no way for a movie to appeal to both adults and children. I am saying that there are times when an artist has to make decisions to satisfy his intended audience at the expense of alienating another demographic. Sure, the greatest works are probably among the most inclusive, but in this case—films seemingly intended for children—a completely inclusive approach might not be the best.

The issue at hand might be fundamentally an economic one. It’s no secret that kids movies make bank. In 2008, none of the ten highest grossing films were rated R, and four of them were animated children’s movies. So, it makes sense for the industry to move in that direction. The catch? Kids don’t buy movie tickets—their parents do. A balancing act is required—parents must be wooed and children must be satisfied. One balance-method is the Shrek approach—shifting back and forth from one audience to the next, alternatively pandering in different generational directions. The result, in my opinion, usually seems inorganic and forced. Another option is the WtWTA model: make movies for adults, but make them imaginative and innocuous enough that they’ll take their kids. Is it an improvement? Sure. Is it the best possible direction for juvenile cinema? Maybe not.

This didn’t seem as obvious to me until after I’d finished “Ponyo”.

Hayao Miyazaki earned himself a lifelong pass to my good graces a long time ago. Not all his movies have been masterpieces, but they’re all good, and his best are more inventive and charming than really anything else. Spirited Away is my fourth favorite movie of all-time, and My Neighbor Totoro could be ranked almost as high. Both movies are engaging mixtures of Japanese folklore, subtly brilliant animation, and imagination in spades, and both are intended primarily for children. I emphasize “primarily,” because Miyazaki’s movies for children, especially Spirited Away, have typically featured heavy, symbolic undertones, which most young viewers would not be expected to observe or process. Don’t get me wrong—the symbolism was never heavy-handed, and I think, for the most part, children were always able to pick up on the most important themes.

Ponyo was different, and though not as wholly impressive as Miyazaki’s best works, it perhaps says more about his unique talents than any movie he has made. There is not a thing in Ponyo that I don’t think the average child could understand. That isn’t to say it’s simple. As always, Miyazaki refuses to fall into the Disney trap of arbitrarily classifying characters into rigid categories of heroes and villains. His characters are acting under complex, often contradictory motivations, making them seem highly realistic, despite the surreal animation. Conflict and suspense arise as characters are tried and tested, not by uncaring forces of evil that must be vanquished, but by the limits of their own passions and fears, and the great, fundamental neutrality of the universe. Likewise, Miyazaki gives his audience more credit than most directors would, refusing to spell things out any more than necessary. The result is a movie that treasures the inexplicability of magic, which Miyazaki seems to believe children intuit on a gut level. I think he’s right.

There’s no darkness in Ponyo—no room for ironic detachment. If you are willing to do your best to part the neurotic clouds of adulthood and watch it through the eyes of the child you once were (and still are, if you want to get all Zen about it), you will be entertained, taught, and ultimately pleased. Ponyo is proof that the best way to make movies for children is to trust and understand them. Kids will love these movies, because they will speak children’s language fluently; parents will love them for teaching and strengthening the children in their arms and the children in their hearts.

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