Our very own Chip Kincaid of WWM is appearing in his first feature film, playing the role of Christian in “Day/Night,” written and directed by David Kearl and Scott Clarke. We’ve asked Chip to write a weekly insider’s report of the shoot. Check back each Monday over the next several weeks for updates.
I am in a zombie movie.
You know when you’re in middle school and some over-enthusiastic teacher has you make a list of all the amazing things you want to do in your life? Whenever I made one of those lists, I never even thought of putting “Be in a zombie movie.” I think I put stuff like “climb Mount Everest” and “swim with dolphins.” That is why those lists are dumb. You have not yet realized what is awesome and what is lame when you’re in middle school.
We began shooting on Day/Night this past Saturday. The general premise of the movie is pretty simple: a newcomer arrives at a camp of survivors of a zombie apocalypse, upsetting the balance of power in the group and setting the stage for conflict, not just between the living and the dead, but among the survivors. My character is named Christian, a relatively well-adjusted, three-year survivor of a zombie holocaust, and a specialist in killing zombies by hitting them in the head with a bat. I’ve been told that my character was written with me in mind, and that I can pretty much just ad-lib if I want, which is good, since I really am a pretty bad actor. On the other hand, it creates this meta-me in my head–me acting like I’m not acting–that I haven’t quite figured out yet.
We started our day of shooting with a trip to goodwill, for some last-minute costuming and prop purchases. As my character’s specialty is crushing skulls, one item on our list was a baseball bat. We approached an employee and asked her where the sporting goods are. The following exchange ensued:
Lady: What are you looking for?
Us: A baseball bat.
Lady: Well, follow me. We keep ’em in the back room so no little kids won’t grab ’em and hit each other and kill each other with ’em.
Us (exchanging looks): Um… ok.
We followed the lady into the back room, which was lined with shelves, most of which were piled high with random items. One shelf, however, held only one thing: a worn, wooden baseball bat with white tape around the handle. I picked it up and wrapped my hands around the handle. It was perfect.
As we went toward the front of the store to pay for it, we were stopped again by the old lady.
Lady: You be careful with that thing!
Us: Oh don’t worry, we will.
Lady: ‘Cause some little kid already used it to hit another kid in the head and killed him!
Us: With this bat?
Lady: YES!
Now, that lady was probably just crazy. She looked crazy and she sounded crazy. It was just like that over-used horror-film device when a crazy old shopkeeper warns the character not to buy that Indian artifact, antique camera, or dusty book of spells. Just like the characters in those movies, we bought the bat, because we needed it and it was only two dollars and that lady was probably just crazy. But if not, there is a chance that one of our props was used to kill a kid. And if that is the case, there is more than a good chance that it is cursed. We considered this a very good start to the day.
The shooting went pretty well, despite the typical unforeseen problems and requisite adaptation. We shot six scenes, most of which only took five or six takes. I was especially impressed with the fortitude of Greg Jeffs (playing the role of Anthon), who endured much crotch injury while shooting a few sniping scenes on an uncomfortable rocky outcropping overlooking Rock Canyon Park. At the end of the day, we adjourned to Wendy’s for some well-deserved DBCs and Frostys. All in all, it was a good first day of shooting.
And the best news of all?
The cursed bat hasn’t killed again…
Yet.
Part II: Ah, the Sweet Smell of Burning Urine
Part III: The Art of Waiting